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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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  1. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Why do people take things so seriously nowadays? When did people stop caring about others, and start caring only about themselves? Why do people take things you say as an automatic attack ? What happened to being there for a friend? Why do friends lose touch with one another? What ever happened to forgive and forget ? Why is there so much hatred, resentment and jealousy in the world today? Why is it always about me, me, me, and never about others? Why did everything suddenly change? It’s the end of the world as we know it, it’s the end of the world as we know it, and we’re fine
     
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  2. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    Well i write stories which I hope make people laugh or think!
    I love writing stories which turn history on it's head!
    I've written what I call my "Mirror Universe" Stories and boy have I played with History!
     
  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    ^^^
    Maybe he can write himself out of suspension...
     
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      I have my dear latecomer91364!
       
      sexysjhymers, Aug 3, 2021
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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  5. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    Is it still called stand up comedy if the comedian is in a wheelchair?
     
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    1. Jh2
      I don't know are you funny enough to make people stand
       
      Jh2, Jul 31, 2021
    2. King331
      Not a comedian
       
      King331, Jul 31, 2021
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    3. Jh2
      You made laugh don't know if I was supposed to
       
      Jh2, Jul 31, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Mosquitoes aren't as bad tonight, wonder why?
     
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      Wind
       
      Jh2, Jul 31, 2021
  7. Kalioka

    Kalioka Porn Surfer

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    What did Kevin’s dad do for a living in Home Alone? Huge house AND flew his entire family to Paris for Christmas ??
     
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      Idk that's a good question
       
      Goku36, Jul 31, 2021
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      Haha didn't see it. Phone acting up tonight. I honestly didn't know what he did.
       
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      He was a pimp
       
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  8. Goku36

    Goku36 Sex Machine

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    Why didn't our history classes teach us about Forrest Gump? He was famous and a billionaire.
     
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      Well for one thing, he wasn't born yet when I had history class
       
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      He was for me though lol
       
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      then I think you could bring a lawsuit against your school
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 31, 2021
    4. Goku36
      Wouldn't get much from them. Besides schools only teach what they want you to learn anyways.
       
      Goku36, Jul 31, 2021
  9. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    It was stunning to hear that Mike Howe passed away, but to read that he hung himself is very sad.
     
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    blacksheep66 Newcumer

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    Crocodiles bite really hard
     
  11. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    You guys are depressing. I'm going to go visit my rock.
     
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    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Where is speed wiener when you need him?
     
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      We definitely need more chaotic good.
       
  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    out to Starbucks for coffee ..at a small shopping area...the place was full of pretty ladies underdressed for summer...just like it should be..like going to the Metropolitan Museum of Art,
    So many nice decorations
     
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  14. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    With any luck the man I chased down with my road rage will have a new outlook on life his entitled ass didn't even know he was alive
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    9F7F305E-E4A9-4B87-BD2E-B38D19B88260.jpeg I’m puzzled why the “Thumbnail” is even an option?
     
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      i only get the full image option
       
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I was talking to a couple guys last night about movies and A Quiet Place Part II
    was mentioned.
    If you haven't seen the first one...
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    I said the beginning of the first one was dumb when they let their youngest son lag so far behind as they were crossing the bridge and he got snatched by one of them.
    He said "Yeah! And do you remember when the guy and his other son went to the waterfall and were yelling and the creatures couldn't hear them because of the noise of the water?
    Why didn't they just pitch a couple of tents and live by the fucking waterfall?"

    :hilarious:
     
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  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I think it's gonna rain
     
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      That’s a pollen cleanse here.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 1, 2021
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    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Does having a zero sugar monster count as breakfast? I think it does. Also, why am I awake?
     
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      You put to much vodka in it.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 1, 2021
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