it's so hard I said it twice

 

It's really hard for me to watch ballet, I just don't care for it. Cant make a silk purse...well you know

 

Plus it’s so damned boring!

 

I could c0me up with some really great ideas for ballet to make it interesting but nobody like my ideas

 

seems I have a prob posting twice...

 

My wife is a "ring cutter" and the same for the plastic loops around a six pack

 

My daughter & me also.

 

I am a "ring cutter" as well.

 

Here, too. I would be afraid to cut a cockring off someone though...

 

I was a ring cutter once but then I got married again....

 

Trying the library first is a good thing to do, but this book is going to take me awhile to read and I'll probably write in it, too, so the library kinda frowns on stuff like that!

 

I wish I would have read a few more books before I started building my house.

 

back in the 70s they had a book on carpentry, I kept it for a month or two, nobody wanted it but me, framing doors windows roof, and I got a lot of good information, floor joists, etc... I grew up in a family that always did their own work
but the best is …"have enough money to pay professionals!!! " Do it yourself is great for poor people, but having money is best..

 

When I built mine I was not in any hurry.
If I thought of something I thought I might like in a house I built it.
It looks strange. People either really like it or really hate it.
No middle ground. Most women do no like it.
I do.

 

sounds interesting, I had my wife to bounce ideas off so she had a lot of say as to design, sadly she couldn't override budget,
and I built the damn thing for her anyway, I'd be happy with one ro0m over a brothel within walking distance of pizza and Wawa

 

But their sauce packets are so flirty!!! They even can ask a girl if you wanna marry her. No brainer on how you are gonna pop the question. Just hand her a mild sauce packet that says...Will you marry me? Lol

 

Are the black lives matter masks styled on balaclaveras?

 

I ate a beefy 5 layer burrito yesterday.
Haven't been to a Taco Smell in a long time.
Won't be going back anytime soon even though on the screen at the drive thru it said "welcome back, we've missed you."
No lie... I laughed way too hard at that.

 

never been.

 

I wonder at what point in the future it will be acceptable to feel discriminated against for being heterosexual?? I'm starting to feel left out with all the different pride marches!...Or does the effort to anathematize opposing views not produce constructive dialogue??..that's what the previous sentence should have ended with.....On a side note its best not to play around with the colour fonts if you want people to read what you wrote...

 

Same with making beds,

 

some people cannot make tasty food

 

@Littlestiffpoint then I won’t ask those people to cook for me

 

Damn you Valerie, you almost took me down with you, fuckhead.

 

Stans probably drinking a fucking Heineken.
Might as well sniff a skunks ass.

 

A skunk's ass smells better. I've tried them both.

 

Which means you have leftovers for snacks later.

 

My brother in law spent several years in prison for operating a moving vehicle while under the influence of pot.

 

You live in Amsterdam, I thought that was pot heaven. It's not illegal here anymore, just sold by govt approved retailers & taxed.

 

I guess that was my point. Pot causes no societal problems here and brings in a load of tax revenue and it’s freely available. So why do other places fight it so hard?

 

Reefer Madness a film.

 

C'mon man, freeing the blacks was big news. We heard about your gold, you shoulda heard about the nation's blacks.

 

We were too busy recruiting cheap Chinese labor to work our mines and build our railroads...

 

The three states that do not recognise Juneteenth are Hawaii, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

 

Heh, it was actually 2 years AFTER. Lincoln signed the declaration to be effective Jan 1, 1863. The Union soldiers didn't show up
in Galveston until June 19th, 1865, and that's when the slaves were told they were free. Those Galveston rascals were sneaky.

 

I’m happy you didn’t die last night too @conroe4 .

 

Thanks, it probably came close. LOL And it's Friday! YAY! Time to celebrate junteenth and daddy day.

 

are you wearing anything under the black clothing, just asking.

 

Yes @Dearelliot black panties.

 

I would like it at my funeral if all the ladies in my life attended wearing black panties stockings and bras only, of course most of them would want to be paid to attend just as they were paid in the past
I wonder if ladies have special black mourning panties?

 

Might be fun to see the players observing social distancing and constantly having to wash their hands at every pass and fumble.

 

I never knew it changes your taste! Good to know.

 

Depends which one it is but if it tastes disgusting going down, you can bet that after a while you're going to be tasting it all the damn time.