Caroline Vreeland must have a rough time going through life always sucking the fuck in. Maybe it leads to strong abs from always being engaged, it’s just hard to see them under what looks like a gunt being sucked the fuck in….this must lead to hemorrhoids or a high tension anal sphincter that I assume is totally offset by all the large objects she puts in her ass as she tries to be relevant…and trust me bitch tries..even this see through bikini top – to show all her tits – is trying….they called the paparazzi and needed some viral story for DailyMail to pick up to add to her already bullshit story of trying to be famous as a singer..

She has been doing this for 6 years or more. She was early to IG and had massive tits but still didn’t hit. Which is so obscure…she must really be that uninteresting….

She uses all the tactics to get there, she goes to events, she uses a “famous” last name, she gets her tits out on the beach, she does slutty content, but despite the awesome and huge tits, which should be enough for her to get famous, she’s still just known for being the assistant of an influener who she mooches off daily….the plus 1 level…who wants so badly to be the one with the plus ones…

It must suck to be a girl with such big tits,an not actually make it….like you’re that bad even your tits can’t talk people into caring. FUNNY.

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Caroline Vreeland may have monster sized tits, and she may be starting to show her nipples as it is the trend, and she’s a trend chasing idiot trying to identify in the fashion industry as someone relevant, while riding a last name that may not even be her last name, but rather the last name of a very famous woman who worked in fashion or Vogue in the 50s, who I guess this one tells people is her great grandmother, and who is to prove her wrong…..in this era of access to finding out if she is in fact lying…we instead just say “hey those are huge tits, and you’re willing to show nipple, let’s get you in lingerie and we’ll run with your bullshit story, to give your tits more soul, more importance, more relevance”…..and the tragic thing in all of this isn’t her lying to fake her way to wherever she’s going, it’s not even the fact that she’s been at this for a decade and still nowheree, it’s the fact that her body is so weird looking, from gut to no ass, that her big tits are almost a full waste…

There have been women like this in my life, some top heavy, no hip, flat ass looking sloppy girls who carry their weight in their tits….the tits are ok, but the rest of them is some kind of unattractive mess, still worth fucking for the tits, but not worth celebrating…it’s like the sum of the parts take away from what would potentially be fucking gold..

Doughy attention seeking garbage bitch.

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Could Caroline Vreeland have tried to tie that bikini any tighter? Why does this look make me think of the butcher shop when they wrap the meat up in twine to hold all the fat together?

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixture in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive fat tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with bloggers to fashion events, and still hasn’t made it.

She’s the OG influencer age, probably 30 now, who started in 2013 and still hasn’t made it.

She’s got a weird fucking body, but focus on how top heavy she is, cuz the rest of her, even with cosmetic injections is far less appealing.

It’s always funny to see someone, especially with fat tits, trying so hard to make it, not really make it to where they think they should make it, cuz even big tits don’t get hits anymore. Too much competition…but I am sure eher life is better than yours and that is what really matters.

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Caroline Vreelandis still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits…

CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland…

I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST…

Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous…

Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge.

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The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere…

So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat….

Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch.

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Caroline Vreeland is not hot, but she doesn’t need to be hot, she can just have tits, and do just fine with that…her body weird…as it would be…when you’re deformed and carry your weight in your tits the way she does…not to say she’s fat, but she is dumpy looking, and I’m not really a fan, I don’t look at her and want to fuck her tits, I don’t even like they way her tits look in the nudes I’ve posted of her in the past, she’s sort of just average at best, trying hard to be relevant, going to all the events, she’s years deep in this hustle, and there is a reason she hasn’t made it yet…

I mean girls with far less tits, access and a great grandmother who probably isnt’ even her grandmother but part of her lie to get her into fashion events…doing far more than her….but she exists…

She hangs with influencers, celebs, is in Hollywood, wants to be a singer and has huge tits…yet has been at this for 5-8 years and still not a household name…you’d think she’d take the hint, but I guess she’s just living man…and it’s finally coming together for her…persistence people..keep up the good work…those tits will eventually excite people and you will eventually exist…

She is getting brand deals though, so I guess she’s hanging at the right tables and people are starting to sign checks in her name…but it’s been a fucking while, almost a pathetic amount of time that she’s wanted this to happen and that alone makes her pathetic.

Big tits though. That’s an accomplishment.

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Caroline Vreeland has a really weird shaped body, you’d have to be weirdly shaped to have tits as massive as hers, tits that are her one solid marketing tool, tits that you’ve likely seen before, tits that are on a beach in a bikini while she works on her social media, instagram, relevant for the paparazzi hustle….

She’s been around for a while, she claims her great granny was a iconic figure at Vogue magazine, making her “fashion” by default. She hangs in LA with other clickbait influencer attention seekers. She’s been trying to get famous for years as a singer. But all anyone ever cares about is her tits…as they should..they are massive….

So trying to be funny or clever or whatever is irrelevant, talent not needed, her singing a joke really….when she’s overshadowed by these monstrous mams.

It’s just nice to see a woman who didn’t want to be defined for her tits, accepting her tits and thus promoting her tits.

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Caroline Vreeland really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything…she has massive tits, but the rest of her body is so weirdly shaped, it’s like some top heavy cartoon character, you know you’ve seen the 300 pound man who carries all his weight about the waist….looking like he’s from some vintage cartoon like the Pink Panther….

she’s like the titty version of that, obviously, I can easily buy into and support some 30 year old whore, who has been trying everything to get famous as a singer for the last 10 years, including the use of her tits, that I’ve posted before, yet people don’t give a fuck about her.

She’s tried to hang with relevant instagrammers who posted and tagged her and her massive tits and she still struggled to go viral and get followers. She was stuck at like 80k followers for 4 fucking years…

She has a relative she pretends was her grandmother who was some Vogue writer or creative director, you know a legit famous person in the fashion industry who had the same last name….to give her some credit in fashion…like I said…she tries every angle. She goes to every event. She hangs with people more popular than her. Yet the only thing she has going for her…are the monster tits, the natural huge tits, that are freakish and exciting to us perverts, but that have amazingly done very little for her.

I mean I can find you dozens of big titty women who used their big tits that aren’t even this big, in less shameless ways to get so much more.

It’s weird to see someone with such big tits sucking so hard at something she puts so much effort into…

I mean I am sure she get paid now, it’s happening for her, but it has happened to so many people with lesser tits who tried so much less, and put less personality and tit into what they do…which makes me wonder what is wrong with her..besides her weird hip to waist ratio you won’t notice cuz LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE TITS.

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