Why are you pulling over for that floozy who's hitching up her skirt?

The rain finally stopped.

 

We've been in this bed for twenty hours. What's going on in the world?

Go with the small ones.

 

who cares as long as were enjoying ours.

no bigger is better

 

Is a small brain tumor better than a big one?

That's why they don't put okra on Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches.

 

Did something green just squirt out of your PB & J sandwich when you took a bite?

It doesn't look safe to me.

 

Are You on Call Nurse??

 

only f your mortally wounded

 

But you say you use toys ! !

Lick it before you fold it over!

 

How do you determine if your burrito is too spicy?

They claim that house is haunted.

 

Did you hear someone screaming "More! More! More!" last night?

They're good at explaining

 

Do you know why we have three mimes staring in our windows?

Now it looks brand new again.

 

I just finished jacking off in a hot tub.

When they say "oil", they mean vegetable!

 

Haven't your friends ever seen an Oil of Olay mask before?

Five is one too many.

 

How many dildos can you use at one time ? ? ? ?

Well, they don't call them "Cold Dogs" !

 

Why do they call those little wieners "pigs in a blanket"?

That isn't a violin, it's a viola.

 

"I maybe playing the right notes, but not in the right order!"

"Who's on First??"

 

What show are you going to watch next?

They're predicting more rain.

 

It's chucking it down cats and dogs!

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

 

What did it feel like the first time you went down?

You must have gotten that out of a magazine.

 

Do you think these x-ray glasses really worked?

You only have two more guesses left.