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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Seeing that @Aqua Marine tried my recipe for spaghetti and broccoli and enjoyed it. That put a smile on my face from ear to ear.

    I’m glad you and yours enjoyed it and thanks for giving it a try ❤️
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      It was great leftover, too.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 25, 2023
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  2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Learning my 4 y/o grandson knows how to play the game Sorry.
     
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  3. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Mets beat the Yankees 9-3 in the Bronx!
    (Though they’re each in 4th place, so it doesn’t really matter to anyone but the locals!)
     
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  4. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    (Yesterday) Meeting some neighbors at our block party.
     
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  5. Philjaye

    Philjaye Sex Lover

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    Ms. Degenerate with her amazing tits.
     
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  6. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

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    Our garden is producing!
    Yay!
     
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    1. deegenerate
      What are you growing?
       
      deegenerate, Jul 26, 2023
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    2. Volt_4
      Potatoes, tomatoes, several herbs, onions, spinach and lettuce
       
      Volt_4, Jul 26, 2023
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    3. deegenerate
      Mmmmm home grown and picked ripe is the best produce!
       
      deegenerate, Jul 29, 2023
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      Volt_4, Jul 29, 2023
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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    sunset tonight after raining all day
     
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  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I had three small winning tickets in lottery, $4, $4 and $7. so I took them to the grocery store where I purchased. The woman handling the lottery, checked my tickets..and saw the winning amounts, and then I watched as she counted on her fingers to see how much the total was to give me.
     
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    1. Justlikethat
      I had a similar experience not to long ago and I felt bad for the person. Hopefully with a little more experience they will gain more confidence.
       
      Justlikethat, Jul 30, 2023
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    2. Dearelliot
      This nice lady had to be in her 50s, late 40s anyway...Friendly nice person...just makes me wonder...
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 30, 2023
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    3. Justlikethat
      Yes, I totally understand.
       
      Justlikethat, Jul 30, 2023
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I have a long narrow hallway in my home and if the dog is standing there when I come through, she leans against the wall to give me space. It always makes me laugh because it’s like I’m too huge to fit if she doesn’t give me as much space as possible :D
     
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    1. hausenfeffer
      Your Dog is hilarious @Cherrypop:laugh: So much personality...just like her people slave/friend U:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Jul 30, 2023
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  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Also, Halloween stuff in the stores already!!
     
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    1. odi144
      I haven't seen that yet, but I hate seeing Christmas stuff in October.
       
      odi144, Jul 30, 2023
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    2. deegenerate
      I can't resist all of the costume props and accessories.
       
      deegenerate, Jul 30, 2023
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    3. Cherrypop
      I know!!! I’ve already bought a few things I didn’t need lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 30, 2023
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  11. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    The Red fox running through are woods.
     
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  12. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Florida’s weather. From my porch I have a North West, North, North East view of about 150 degrees. Today the sun was shining in my entire view, not a rain cloud in sigh yet it was raining lightly. In my Easterly view there was this amazing double rainbow that made me smile. Crazy weather!
     
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  13. Diogo Garcia

    Diogo Garcia Sex Lover

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    Went to town to get some bits and bobs.
    End-up in a perfume shop. Looked around an assistant ( no older then 25) came to me ask if i need help. Explained what i was looking for but wanted to chance a bit. She chose, gave me the paper sente.
    I looked at her, made eye contact. Ask her if the boyfriend ever used this perfume. She replied ‘ I do not have a boyfriend, this only for you. You look good, you ll smell good. ‘ she asked if I wanted some other free samples. I said yes. She put a dozen in the bag. Paid. When I was walking away the section manager was telling her off for giving that much samples. I had to smile. That was a great smile on my face.
     
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  14. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    This gem from a 'badly written erotica' facebook page. I can't stop laughing my pleasure laugh about it!

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    1. crhurricane
      Now that is a prime example for a new thread. Title it sexy oxymorons.
      "He was hard as melting ice cream "
      Lol
       
      crhurricane, Aug 2, 2023
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    2. dinny
      Maybe the XNXX powers that be could take this and make an examples page for the 'Sex Stories' with the cavoite that 'if your story matchs this, post on your facebook page.'
       
      dinny, Aug 2, 2023
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  15. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I finished making this a moment ago.

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    #11637
  16. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    1. dinny
      HMMM... that means before the first loan is paid off, you could've robbed the bank three times already!:(
       
      dinny, Aug 2, 2023
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    2. crhurricane
      Interest.....ing
       
      crhurricane, Aug 2, 2023
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  17. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    @dinny
    Posted this before, but hey it's Keef
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  18. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    This article in the news today:
    OceanGate Co-Founder Wants to Send 1,000 People to Venus—What Could Go Wrong?
    OceanGate co-founder Guillermo Söhnlein expressed his interest in sending 1,000 people to a floating space colony in Venus’ atmosphere by the year 2050.
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    If there's a short bus for billionaires these guys must have been on it. And it's 800 degrees!
     
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