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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    AP(Associated Piss)


    Mr. Warren Shomblemocher, a man with three balls, arrived in Washington, D.C. this morning on a sight-seeing vacation.

    Upon arriving at the White House, he was informed that regular public tours had been suspended. Bitterly disappointed, he asked the guards if he could have special consideration, and told them of his unusual physical condition.

    The guards, realizing that this was a special occasion, since there had not been three nuts in the White House since the last meeting of GW, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove there in January, 2009, contacted their superiors and Mr. Shomblemocher was taken through the President's Residence as a VIP.

    Afterwards, this reporter interviewed Mr. Shomblemocher to get his impressions of the executive mansion. His favorite room? The Grand Ballroom, of course.
     
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  2. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    There hasn't been testicles in Washington D.C. since Ronald Regan.
     
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  3. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Very cute, sir.
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    True, ReAgan brought his shrivelled nuts with him went he went there in '81. Nancy told him he could.
     
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    You are, too.
     
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  6. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Those shrivelled nuts were enough to choke the Soviet Union.
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Learn some History, then come back.
     
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  8. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    It is called Russia now, I need no history lesson, though it is apparent you like the nuts you suck to be brown.
     
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  9. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    wow. you're about as bright as a dead firefly in a dark room aren't cha?
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It must be so jolly to be a moronic racist.....the world is so simple for you.
     
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  11. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Clinton busted a nut or two there....
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Well - hunh!! This thread is full of bollox :laughing:
     
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  13. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Right. Selling weapons to Russia's enemies and letting your compatriots take the responsibility for your actions is definitely the way to go.

    Deny, deny, deny! The 'Reagan policy' is only permissible for Republican presidents. Fair playing field and all.
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I think I need a new washing machine :(
     
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  15. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I could use a new stove and microwave.:(
     
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  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    :eek: Richie!! Stop derailing the thread!! Shame on ewe!! :laughing:
     
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  17. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    How many actually know that RUSSIA actually seceded from the USSR?
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It took a lot of balls for Russia to secede from the USSR...
     
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  19. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    You're giving far too much credit to Reagan. Gorbachev had more balls than Reagan.
     
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  20. fars100

    fars100 Porn Surfer

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    thankssssssssss
     
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